Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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