I'm drive I can fine osifer
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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