I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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