what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just had sex bonerless
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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