erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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