Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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