the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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