He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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