You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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