I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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