I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Randomize
