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During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I party with great urgency now.
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