I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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