So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My liver just had a heart attack.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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