Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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