I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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