I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Randomize
