Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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