He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
that is very illegal...i love you.
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