I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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