seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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