He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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