just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just invented taco cereal.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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