Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
jump out the window naked night went bad
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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