Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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