So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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