I'm eating all of the evidence.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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