let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Randomize