She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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