butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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