so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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