Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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