You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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