don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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