have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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