Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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