So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
there is glitter all over my balls
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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