Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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