no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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