i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We're too hungover to prance.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
