Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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