I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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