Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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