so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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