Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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