She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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