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say what?
wanna hang out?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Randomize
