Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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