so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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