I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Can't talk, ducks in the car