So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
he was CRYING into my vagina
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Just puked most of my soul out..
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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