You're my little dorito
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger