Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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