theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I need a hoe opinion
go on
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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