handjob tips. give me some.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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